The first computer I ever used was called the Vic-20.
This was before the internet existed in any real sense that would be recognizable today.
To telephone someone you used a rotary dial.
To drink a soda (like a Tab or a Shasta) you had to first peel off the pop tab.
To play music you had to put a needle on a spinning disc.
Things were different then.
I lived in a group home at the time, one day I met this girl at school and I started walking her home. I, clad in tube socks and cut-offs, would even carry her violin.

The girl I would walk home had a Vic-20 computer.
I liked her…
Vic-20.
I would go to her house everyday and we would talk for hours, if “talking for hours” means “I used her Vic-20 while she read Jack London novels”.
She had “Mole Attack” and “SeaWolf”.
Her father had what could only be described as an insane amount of reference books for computing. I read them all.
To set up a Vic-20 required a screwdriver.
You hooked it up to the UHF screws on the back of your TV. There was a switch and with that switch you could go from TV to Computer land.
Computer land was a nice place for me, the boys in my group home could be mean at times. Let’s just say they didn’t know what an infinite loop was.
The more time I could spend with her…
Vic-20, the better.
She would kiss me sometimes beneath her Benji poster, but I figured this was a small price to pay for computer time (ends up I was wrong about that – women are only attractive to me now if they wear frumpy sweaters and thick glasses).
When you flipped that switch from TV to Computer, you saw a display that would wow anyone…

Are you ready to enter a dream world of magic?
I was amazed by what I could make occur. For example, if I wanted to have the word “hello” show up on the computer screen, all I had to do was program this…
10 PRINT “{SHIFT+CLRSCRN}”
20 PRINT “HELLO”
30 END
Like magic, the word “hello” would appear on the screen, because I, Godlike, had decreed it to be.
Things were so simple, If I wanted to move the cursor all I had to do was use the cursor keys…

You could do anything!
I remember when her Dad told me he had bought something I would like. He had a smile on his face.
I was kinda nervous until he revealed what he had bought…

What am I, a king?
Who on earth could use so much memory?
Okay, back to modern life… I recently saw an ad for a Vic 20 from 1982 and I would like to highlight the selling features of the Vic 20. The ad listed 26 reasons to buy a Vic-20.
Including…
Reason No. 2…

25 K, baby. What you gonna say bout that?
Reason No.3…

This monster can go up to 27 and 1/2 k Ram.
Reason No.11…
This one is a crazy cool…

U to the L. This puppy has the ability to show both upper and lower case letters.
Want some Specs?

That aint all…

This thing roars like a lion
I just turned 40 years old.
I am very happy I met that girl.
She had a lovely Vic-20, and a name.
I don’t remember her name, but her Vic-20 rocked.
People are even still buying and selling these on Ebay!
Need a thirty year old computer to relive your childhood? Here are Vic-20 items on Ebay right now (hilarious, and how my walk down memory lane started in the first place)…