How to Open a Beer with a Lighter

August 31, 2007 / 9 Comments

SEOish strives to provide you useful and practical information. If you can’t open a beer bottle with a cigarette lighter you will be laughed at during conferences. You will look lost and alone. I do not want this for you.

How to Open Beer?

With lighter.

Posted in: funny cause I am drunk

9 Comments

  2. Favorite Browser
    August 31, 2007 at 9:13 pm /

    That was close, few inches only :-)

  3. pat
    August 31, 2007 at 9:32 pm /

    I think that those who do not see the importance to SEO beer has are short sighted :)

  4. Rhea
    August 31, 2007 at 11:36 pm /

    Bad Pat.

    I know it’s instructional and good conference advice, but drinking alone isn’t good. Now go drink with friends!

  5. f-lops-y
    September 1, 2007 at 3:08 am /

    whether to laugh or cry :P
    .. so next is teeth, toenails and…urm… heavily moussed hair… ?

    and what happened to that gorgeous clean face? you’ve gone all hairy again… Bad Pat…

  6. Pam
    September 1, 2007 at 3:57 am /

    Very nicely done Pat! That does piss me off! Tell me again how to grasp it tightly tho…

  7. marek
    September 16, 2010 at 10:16 am /

    great seo webite keep it up!!!!

  8. Mike
    September 16, 2010 at 11:47 am /

    open it with a the new google gadget beer opener

  9. jordan
    March 20, 2011 at 2:31 pm /

    heh wow this video really just helped me. i’m only 19 so i couldn’t be seen grabbing an opener since my parents were in the same room. Thanks, I am now thoroughly enjoying this beer :)