Hello all, This is Pat and today I am handing over SEOish to my first guest poster (by the way if you want to write a guest post, email me). It was a great compliment to me and I was pleased when I heard that someone so famous wanted to write on my blog. Without further ado, I give you our very first guest article by the one and only Triumph the Comic Insult Dog….

Sphinn is a great website…

“For me to poop on”

By Triumph the Comic Insult Dog

I was talking about Danny Sullivan and SearchEngineLand the other day, and Pat was crying like a little Shih Tzu about how he hasn’t been in the daily search cap for weeks. Well I did some research and you know what?

Danny Sullivan has never once mentioned me on his website. What the hell?

Does he not realize that I am the most news worthy of all sock puppets?

I have successfully fought off a a lawsuit from the crappy puppet from Pets.com and I am a Macintosh software application for Christ’s sake.

Seriously, folks, whose leg do I have to hump to get a little recognition from you search dorks?

Don’t make me do to SMX attendees what I did to Star Wars fans…

“I kid… I kid…”

Danny Sullivan has placed his hands in the search engine world deeper than I put my pink thing into poodles. His latest effort is called Sphinn a place where nerds of the search search engine world can gather and feel, if only for a second, as if they are not entirely alone. The site has been live for what, 48 hours, and it is already a veritable who’s who of search geeks.

The main reason to visit Sphinn is to see photographs of people with no social lives. But I guess that is the point isn’t it? Whatever a community is, it should have it’s own little place for people to go and feel less miserable about themselves. A place to see that they are not the only person who has devoted themselves to that community.

The geeks of search have drifted unhappily without such a place until now. Many things have sprouted up, but only Sphinn.com has the backing, authority, and respect of the entire subset of human beings who think search is neater than a life partner.

Sphinn seems like a good thing, but the truth is, I am only writing this post to promote my album “Come Poop with Me” which is now available everywhere and if you have not visited my website, you should do so.

It has been an enormous pleasure pooping on the search community and you all seem like very nice people, except Pat, who is a drunk dork.

Thank you,

Triumph the Comic Insult Dog.