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//
// This is a VERY simple PHP Random Quote generator.
//   I provide the source code for anyone who wants it for free.
//   I also provide NO support for this program as well...
//   Use it at your own risk ;-)
//     If you use the script, please send me an email that says "Thanks"
//     and what the URL is for your website. <quotes_nospam@davidmarotz.com>
//
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$bgcolor = '#FFFFFF';
$textcolor = 'black';

// Array Structure:  "Quote","Author"

$allqts = array
    ("This is true love... you think this happens everyday?", 
        "Westley",
    "You've been chasing me your entire life, only to fail now. I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard; how marvelous." ,
        "Six Fingered",
    "Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.",
        "narrator",
    "Do you want me to send you back to where you were - unemployed in Greenland?!",
        "Vizzini",
    "My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.", 
        "Inigo",
    "Inigo- You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to kill you. Westly- You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to die.",
        "Inigo and Westley",
    "Westley- I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me? Buttercup- Well, you were dead. Westley- But death cannot stop true love... All it can do is delay it for a while.",
        "Buttercup / Westley",
    "Is this a kissing book?",
        "Grandson",
    "Would you please consider me as an alternative to suicide?",
        "Prince Humperdink",
    "You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this... never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!",
        "Vizzini",
    "I would sooner destroy a stained glass window as an artist like yourself. However, since I can't have you following me either.",
        "Westly to Inigo",
    "Buttercup... That's the fire swamp! We'll never survive  Wesley... Nonsense! You're only saying that because no one ever has.",
        "Buttercup / Westly",
    "WHo are you? Why am I against this wall? Why won't my arms move? Where's Buttercup?",
        "Westly",
    "Buttercup... You mock my pain! Westley... Life is pain, Highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something.",
        "Buttercup / Westley",
    "You can't hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.",
        "Buttercup",
    "-As Buttercup prepares to commit suicide with a dagger- There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.",
        "Westley",
    "Vizzini... Inconceivable.
Inigo Montoya... You keep using that word. I do not think it means, what you think it means.",
        "Vizzini / Inigo",
    "Am I going mad, or did the word 'think' escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.",
        "Vizzini",
    "As you wish.",
            "Westley",
    "Vizzini... No more rhymes, now, I mean it!
Fezzik... Anybody want a peanut?",
        "Vizzini / Fezzik",
    "You've been chasing me your entire life, only to fail now. I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard... how marvelous.",
        "Count Rugen",
    "Farm boy, fetch me that pitcher",
        "Buttercup",
    "Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The end.",
        "narrator"
        );

// Gets the Total number of Items in the array
//  Divides by 2 because there is a Quote followed by an Author
$totalqts = (count($allqts)/2);

// Subtracted 1 from the total because '0' is not accounted for otherwise
$nmbr = (rand(0,($totalqts-1)));
$nmbr = $nmbr*2;

$quote = $allqts[$nmbr];
         $nmbr = $nmbr+1;
$author = $allqts[$nmbr];




$space = "<font color=$bgcolor>.....................................</font>";

echo "<center>";
echo "<Font color=$textcolor><i>";
echo "$quote<br>";
echo "</i></font>";
echo "$space $author";
echo "$comments";
echo "</center>";



?>