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Pat is Happy

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

After sadly reporting that my favorite video in Spanish had been removed from YouTube for copyright reasons, I am happy to announce that other people have put it back up. For those who think Shakira need rely on her hips, this video will promptly put you in your place. Eyes and faces have not squinched [...]

8 Things About Me, Me, Wonderful, Glorious, Fabulous Me

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

The amazing Rhea Drysdale tagged me to do this… 1) I used to be a professional. I was responsible for budgets in the tens of millions of dollars range from both the public and private sector as a logistical co-ordinater for NGO’s. NGO’s (Non-Governmental Organizations) are places like the UNHCR, Red Cross, Doctors Without Borders, [...]

Cows are Shit

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

(This is a story I wrote about my first night in Kosovo during the war there. I was in a town named Gjakova, which is just a beautiful place that got reamed and destroyed during that conflict.) “Why is my glass empty?” I asked the table. Giorgio picked up one of the many wine bottles [...]

Pat Tells All: Bruce Clay and Albania

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

Pat Tells All is a series of articles I am writing in anticipation of SMX, where I will be telling the story of how I got into SEO and what different SEOs mean to me or how I first encountered their work. This is the second story in the series, the first one was about [...]

Pat Tells All: Blatantly Baiting Barry Schwartz

Monday, May 14th, 2007

I have been wanting to write up some things about how I got into SEO and what some of SEO crowd mean to me. I have read about SEO for years, I have blogged for about five days. As a way of introducing myself to everyone I am probably going to meet at SMX (my [...]