I am actually close to SEOmoz, somewhat. I have been in the North Bend east of Seattle. I found out that I could get to the PCT trail (the trail I am hiking) by hiking about 40 miles from North Bend. Well I did so, in miserable weather for the first two days, and when I got to the PCT I found out there was 70 inches of snow on it. Basically, it is impassable due to avalanche danger, so I hiked back and the weather cleared up and it is amazingly beautiful up here. It was kinda fun to use my crampons (spikes for snow travel).
I will later take a bus to the Seattle airport and fly my pretty little butt to New York for the widget conference I am speaking at, a day early. I plan to blow everyone’s mind. It will be fun.
Then… WARNING SEOMOZ, I will be back in Seattle on the 20th of June. So Jane, Rebecca, Scott, and all you other pretty mozzers had best have an idea of where I can take you to drink.
After that, WARNING HOOLEY I will be in Arizona.
Oh and before that, WARNING BOYKIN on the 18th I might, (if I can).
After that, I have to return to my hiking trip, but right before I do I plan to get trashed and have some kind of party, I haven’t decided what city to do it in, I would do it where Lisa Barone is, but I don’t think she is old enough to drink yet. (she is going to hurt me for that one).
Oh, and I want to thank Raffi for being so hospitable at SMX. You rock.
One more thing, I shaved off my beard so we can stop now with the whole raised by a grizzly bear thing okay? Can we do that?
I am back to the dashing and mysterious Pat. I am back to “ain’t no one as dope as me, I’m just so fresh, so clean.” Pat. I am back to the “The soap in my bathroom gets sad that it has to get smaller and smaller and go away from me” Pat. I am back to the… okay, I stop.
That’s all. Just wanted to throw that all out, I will be offline for a couple days. See you then.